Not So Serious Winged Liner Tutorial

If you've seen any of my many many selfies that I post on Instagram and snapchat or if you know me in real life you will know that if I'm wearing makeup there is a 99.9% chance I will be rocking winged liner. I cant help it. Even if I plan on doing a more natural look my hands just automatically wing it out. I just love a good wing.

I am 90% sure my eyeliner is wonky in this picture

 Kelly from The Vegan Taff is always asking me how I do my eyeliner. After giving them my super helpful advice the girls told me I should do a post. I hope you're ready for this.

Spoiler I am shockingly bad at giving advice and being remotely helpful. I just don't know how to explain things and words are difficult. Sooo this is more of a comedy tutorial because I have no idea what I'm doing. I literally just wing my life

1. Put on some tunes. Music is essential.

2. Psyche yourself up. You've totally got this. Give yourself a pep talk

3. Don't panic. Liquid eyeliner can smell your fear

3. Do your first eye

4. DON'T BLINK & DEFINITELY DON'T SNEEZE

5. Stop for a dance party and to belt out the chorus. No multi tasking here. That is far too complicated

6. Deep breath

7. Do the other eye

8. Get it wonky

9. Swear

10. Wipe off and repeat steps 6-9 several times

11. Get a slightly less wonky wing.

12. Make each wing bigger to make them match

13. Admit defeat, matching wings was so last year anyway and they'll be above your eyebrows soon

14. Use your hair to cover the less impressive wing

15. Add a bold lip to distract from the uneven wings

16. Rock it

Seriously my advice to you is practice. I sucked so bad at wings when I first started. It always took several attempts and never matched. Now I tend to be able to do it first time the majority of the time and as you can see from the photo I'm getting lazier at making them match. There are still days where it just doesn't work. I used to practice at night before I was taking my makeup off anyway. Helped by the fact that I can never sleep. Practice makes perfect. Also my fave eyeliner is the Rimmel exaggerate liquid liner. It's cheap, easy to make a precise line and it lasts on my face.

Sorry for not being of any use to you

Beth...x